3. Your life is a friend zone.
Whether you’re one of the Nice Guys who take pictures of themselves
wearing a fedora and complaining about how shallow women are with no
irony, or you’re a walking Taylor Swift song who thinks every girl who
manages to get a boyfriend when you don’t is an evil slut, you are just
not making it to the “romance” stage. For some reason, everyone you want
to date is leaving you out to dry in that awkward middle ground between
“we don’t really talk to each other” and “we see each other naked on a
regular basis.” It’s all the agony of having to hear about your
beloved’s romantic tribulations without getting to touch some
titties/weenie afterwards, and it has become your life’s calling.
Alright okay, alright, you're right.
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